Fastest or Slowest Ford Fiesta: Which Is More Fun To Crash?

"Tohru" (tohrurokuno) 10/14/2014 at 14:54 • Filed to: minor orloved, fiesta, press car

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"In terms of looks, the ST easily wins. The 1.0 has to have steelies with wheel covers, and the dented up doors and rocker panel just feel cheap. The ST has great 17-inch wheels, and a sweet little body kit that helps accentuate the scratches and creases in the body."

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Photo Credits: ST - Earthbound and Down, 1.0 - Raphael Orlove

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Tohru 10/14/2014 at 14:58

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MONSTERS!

Tohru > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 10/14/2014 at 15:04

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It's a press car. They'll fix it, and the next journalist will pull a Ken Block with it.

Earthbound And Down > Tohru 10/14/2014 at 15:06

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ST - Nick Stango

Uh, no?

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Courtesy the same hands that are typing this response.

Also, I bet the Fiesta SFE was more fun to crash, because I was driving to work at 25 mph when I got T-boned.

Tohru > Earthbound And Down 10/14/2014 at 15:12

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Thank you for the correction, the lead has been updated. I thought you and Nick Stango were one and the same. He had the green Fiesta ST press car.

Earthbound And Down > Tohru 10/14/2014 at 15:32

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I wish I worked for Gawker. :(

Tohru > Earthbound And Down 10/14/2014 at 15:55

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All you have to do is meet up with Hardibro and Torch out behind the McDonald's off Exit 6 on the New Jersey Turnpike. If you pass the initiation, you're in.

Note that the initiation may include forced entry, rolling your car in rural New York State, or spending 3 days in jail.

Earthbound And Down > Tohru 10/14/2014 at 16:16

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Aw, I have to go to New Jersey?

I'm going to need to think about this.

Tohru > Earthbound And Down 10/14/2014 at 16:25

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It's tradition, passed down from Editor-in-Chief to Editor-in-Chief for generations. On a moonless night, if you listen quietly, you can still hear Ray Wert dragoning an unsuspecting Audi R8 behind that McDonald's.

On the moonlit nights you can hear him doing the same to Travis Okluski.